John Stefano Marino is Jen's father, born in 1969 to an Italian-American family. He married Tina Martin-Marino in 1990 after he knocked her up, but left in 1991 when Jen was 6 months old, due to his unwillingness to be a father, and the frequent cheating of his wife. He spent the next several decades partying, boozing and womanizing, a lifestyle to fill the hole of his motherless childhood. In 2018, he reached out to his only daughter and they began to forge a relationship. However, he has yet to tame his ways, and continues to let the women he dates (many of which are failures at life) dictate his life and relationship with his daughter. This lifestyle is made easy by the fact he works as a bartender.
Jackson "Jack" Frederick Lawrence is Jen's half brother from some random Indian guy that ran to the hills as soon as he was deposited (not a shock since they were teenyboppers). As a child his mother resented him, and he was later sexually and physically abused by his stepfather. This caused him to begin sexually assaulting his sister in early adolescence, until she put toilet cleaner in his food and he was so scared he moved out. He went through 583095 women like underwear (mostly because he was a rapist, misogynist douchebag and they dumped him) until he got one pregnant in 2012. His daughter Sophia was born in 2013. He then began to abuse her too, which she confided to her aunt, leading to her being taken away and his nasty ass finally heaved in prison. He now moans daily about how unfair it is that he's in prison and women are all bitches and wonders why Jen doesn't visit him.
Sophia Jane Lawrence is Jack's daughter with some random chick he dated, born on April 22nd 2013. She has dark curly hair and brown eyes, like her father, but lighter skin. She was born deaf, but received an implant at age 2 (because unlike April on Grey's her dad isn't an idiot that thinks being deaf is a blessing), as well as several surgeries to correct her hearing. In 2017, she went to live with her great grandmother after she revealed her father's sexual abuse. In 2018, she was attacked by a pit bull and suffered extensive damage to her face, and much of her hearing was reversed (but yet still I'm sure PETA petitioned to save that mongrel). She has trouble relating to her peers due to her scarring, because kids are judgemental assholes, but nonetheless she perseveres and still attends ballet classes regularly.
BASIC
NAME: Warren Joseph Johnson Jr.
NICKNAME: Renny, Noka (Lakota name)
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: May 16th 1985
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 175lbs
HAIR: Long, curly, dark/reddish brown
BUILD: Muscular
FACIAL HAIR: Stubble
EYES: Deep brown
SKIN TONE: Slightly tanned
VOICE/ACCENT: Deep, husky
PERSONALITY: Compassionate, nurturing, caring, friendly, optimistic, helpful, cheerful, sensitive
STYLE: Regular guy style
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: Biracial
ETHNICITY: Native American, French, Greek and other shit I forgot
BIRTHPLACE: Nashua, NH
CURRENT LOCATION: Milton, NH
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10
DOMINANT HAND: Left
WALK STYLE: Manly but not ridiculous like a gorilla
POSTURE: Casual
MANNERISMS: Jiggles leg when bored, changes positions/moves often
SCARS: Suicide attempt scars on his wrists
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: A tattoo of his wife's name on his arm
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: ADHD (combined type)
FEARS: Clowns and snakes
OTHER ISSUES: Clumsiness
VICES: Smoking weed
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Good except for that ONE specific event....
TYPE OF STUDENT: Good for an ADHD kid
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Molestation by a babysitter
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
ELEMENT (See main page): Spirit
EDUCATION: High school, 2 years of college for carpentry/construction
PAST JOBS: Animal shelter volunteer
CURRENT JOB: Owner of construction company
FINANCIAL STATUS: Comfortable
LIVING SITUATION: A cabin in the woods
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A gas guzzling SUV, bike in the summer
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Jennifer Johnson, wife
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: July 31st 2015, at a mental hospital
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Aug. 16th 2015
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): Aug. 16th 2016
CHILDREN: Hunter, Parker and Morgan Johnson (born in 2016), Jessica Johnson (born in 2005, adopted in 2015), Megan Winston (foster child, born in 2010)
PARENTS: Warren Johnson Sr. and Sadie Johnson
SIBLINGS: Harrison Johnson (half brother), Dakota Johnson (half sister), Kody Johnson (adopted brother)
EXTENDED FAMILY: River and Nathan Whitebear (maternal grandparents, deceased), Mayella and Joseph Johnson (pateral grandparents, deceased), Saya Whitebear (aunt, deceased), Judy Schubert (aunt), Patrick Schubert (uncle), Dawson Capriotti, Trenton Schubert, Katrina Lucas, Liana Whitebear (cousins), Anthony Lucas, Zeena Lucas, Jacob Miller, Jillian Capriotti (2nd cousins)
PETS: I don't even know how many pets they have anymore lol
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Above average
CIRCUMCISED: No
PAST LOVERS: 2 random chicks that meant nothing
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 14
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 18
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Jen's face
TURN OFFS: Anything involving his butt
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Woodworking, outdoor activities, cooking, building/crafts
INTERESTS: Environmentalism, veganism, charity work, positivity shit
PREFERRED FOOD: Veggies
PREFERRED MUSIC: New age
PREFERRED BANDS: None
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None (finds TV boring)
PREFERRED BOOKS: Nature, hiking shit
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Meat
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Rap, obnoxious shit
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Brown, orange, red, blue
LIKES: Animals, nature, peace, helping people, kindness, nice weather, sex, being busy, creating, children, being healthy, being barefoot, hockey, hiking, his family, making fun of Harry, Victor's family, his hair, cooking, spoiling Jen and his kids, healthy food
DISLIKES: Assholes, animal cruelty, abuse, being exposed, shitty weather, being inactive, being nagged, pudding, meat, destruction of nature, wearing shoes, selfish people, conservatives, accepting help, rapists, using condoms, Harry talking too much, things that are too boring, having to wrestle his hair, Jen bitching about his farts, his dad's endless bitching, winter
SKILLS
IQ: Above average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, some Lakota
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Very good
MECHANICS: Basic
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Very good
INTRAPERSONAL: Good
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: Woodworking
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Very good
BELIEFS
RELIGION: A tad of spirituality but basically none
POLITICAL POSITION: Leftist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports
SPANKING: Against
VACCINATIONS: Against
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Supports
GUNS: Neutral but swings closer to against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Is gassy. Is very forgetful and prone to procrastination. Played hockey in middle school and high school. Delivered his own children. Can be easily stressed in a crisis. Is close to his mother.
BASIC
NAME: Jennifer Skye Johnson (nee Marino)
NICKNAME: Jen, Butterfly
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Jan. 6th 1991
HEIGHT: 5'4
WEIGHT: 170lbs
HAIR: Black, straight, cut into a bob
BUILD: Slightly overweight
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: Idk
PERSONALITY: Compassionate, caring, introverted, quiet, a bit sensitive, nurturing, romantic
STYLE: Feminine
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Italian and other random shit
BIRTHPLACE: Rochester, NH
CURRENT LOCATION: Actually I forgot what I said lol
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 7
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Feminine
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: Self harm scars all over her body, suicide attempt scars on her wrists, scar on stomach from an accident
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: A tattoo of Warren's name on the back of her neck, butterfly tattoo on her stomach
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Lupus
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Major Depressive Disorder
FEARS: Heights
OTHER ISSUES: Frequent joint pain, sun sensitivity, extremely light sleeper
VICES: Warren's dick
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Poor
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Neglectful, abusive, isolated
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Long term sexual abuse from stepfather (and later her brother), emotional neglect and physical abuse from mother
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her mother and stepfather
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Divorced
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school dropout (later got GED), 4 years of Vet school (some accelerated program)
PAST JOBS: Worked at bookstore
CURRENT JOB: General Vet
FINANCIAL STATUS: Comfortable
LIVING SITUATION: A cabin in the woods
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A car
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Warren Johnson, husband
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: July 31st 2015, at a mental hospital
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Aug. 16th 2015
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): Aug. 16th 2016
CHILDREN: Hunter, Parker and Morgan Johnson (born in 2016), Jessica Johnson (born in 2005), Megan Winston (foster child, born in 2010)
PARENTS: John Marino, Tina Martin-Marino (deceased)
SIBLINGS: Jackson Lawrence (half brother)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Helen Dyer (grandmother), Random unnamed aunt, Shelly Dodson (cousin), Sophia Lawrence (neice)
PETS: I don't even know how many pets they have anymore lol
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Small
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None
PAST LOVERS: None
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 24
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 10 (by rape)
FETISHES: Warren's hair
TURN ONS: Warren
TURN OFFS: Not Warren
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Snowboarding, skiing, ice skating, writing poetry, painting, playing the harp once in a blue moon
INTERESTS: None
PREFERRED FOOD: Fruit
PREFERRED MUSIC: Pop
PREFERRED BANDS: Rihanna, Beyonce, Katy Perry (warren: blows head off)
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Chick flicks, sappy lifetime movies
PREFERRED BOOKS: General fiction, romance
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: None
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Rap
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Men junk
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Blue, white
LIKES: Animals, nature, clothes, makeup, white and blue, winter, snow, cold, skiing, sex, Warren's hair, making art, reading, sappy shows and books, romantic gushy shit, Valentine's day, coddling her kids, posting 353959 photos of her kids on FB, selfies, Warren's family, her job
DISLIKES: Assholes, animal cruelty, being overweight, cooking, Jack, rapists, guns, child abuse, hot weather, her stepfather, metal music, her scars, sandals, when Warren cuts his hair, Warren being in any sort of distress, boring action movies, dark colors, Warren's farts, her depression
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Good (knows some ASL as well)
COOKING: Okay
MECHANICS: None
SEWING: Okay
PARENTING/NURTURING: Very good
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: Drawing, painting
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None
POLITICAL POSITION: Left leaning centrist
ABORTION: Pro need (aka doesn't support convenience abortions)
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports
SPANKING: Against
VACCINATIONS: Neutral
CIRCUMCISION: Against
BLM: Supports
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Has attempted suicide numerous times. Has spent time in several mental hospitals. Had an abortion at age 13 (impregnated by her stepfather). Struggled with bulimia and later self harm. Had a heart attack in 2019.
BASIC
NAME: Morgan Juliette Johnson
NICKNAME: Morge
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: None
BIRTHDAY: April 14th 2016
HEIGHT: Tall for her age
WEIGHT: A bit thin
HAIR: Brown, chin length, straight
BUILD: Very lanky
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: Idk
PERSONALITY: Caring, sensitive, compassionate, flighty
STYLE: Little girlish
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Bits of Native American, French, Greek and Italian
BIRTHPLACE: In a ditch lol
CURRENT LOCATION: Milton NH
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): Idk
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Normal
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: Heart surgery scar
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: Pierced ears
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Marfan's syndrome
MENTAL DISABILITIES: ADHD (inattentive type)
FEARS: Santa
OTHER ISSUES: Is on low blood pressure meds for her heart problem and sometimes passes out, overcrowded teeth, sometimes walks on her toes
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Is still in childhood
TYPE OF STUDENT: She barely started school
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Molestation by Santa
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lives with her parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
FAMILY
PARENTS: Warren and Jennifer Johnson
SIBLINGS: Parker Johnson, Hunter Johnson (womb mates), Jessica Johnson (older half sister)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Unnamed great aunt, River and Nathan Whitebear (paternal great grandparents, deceased), Joseph and Mayella Johnson (paternal great grandparents, deceased), Warren Johnson Senior (paternal grandfather), Sadie Johnson (paternal grandmother), Tina Martin-Marino (maternal grandmother, deceased), Harrison Johnson (uncle), Dakota Johnson (aunt), Kody Johnson (uncle), Jackson Lawrence (uncle), Taylor Johnson, Austin Johnson, Marlowe Johnson, Sophia Lawrence (cousins), Andrea Johnson, Denver Schubert, Jillian Capriotti, Shelly Dodson (2nd cousins)
PETS: Pigeons
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Gymnastics
INTERESTS: Helping people
PREFERRED FOOD: Most anything except meat
PREFERRED MUSIC: None
PREFERRED BANDS: Idk
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Cartoons with cute animals
PREFERRED BOOKS: Animal stories
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Animal products
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Stuff with mean people
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Pink, purple
LIKES: Animals, nature, baby dolls, babies, baby animals, pink, cute things, weddings, princesses, helping people, fruit, cuddling, being read to, Victor, clothes, being up Daddy's ass
DISLIKES: Dirt, mean people, injustice, meat eaters, meat, Santa, animal cruelty, not being able to keep every animal on earth, sleeping alone, people wasting food, when Jessica doesn't hang out with her, being away from her brothers too long, cold weather, wearing shoes
OTHER: Was born at 22 weeks and weighed just 14oz. Had heart surgery at a few days old. Acts as a translator for her autistic brothers. Used to wear leg braces to correct abnormal bone growth.
BASIC
NAME: Parker Harrison Johnson (left), Hunter Warren Johnson (right)
NICKNAME: Parker: Par Par, Parker Sauce. Hunter: Hunter Bunter
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: None
BIRTHDAY: April 14th 2016
HEIGHT: Average
WEIGHT: Average
HAIR: Curly, black, long, extremely messy, Hunter has one brown curl
BUILD: Idk
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: Idk
PERSONALITY: Both are introverted, averse to change, adventurous and hyperactive
STYLE: Boyish
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Bits of Native American, French, Greek and Italian
BIRTHPLACE: In a ditch lol
CURRENT LOCATION: Milton NH
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): Idk
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Withdrawn
MANNERISMS: Both stim often, Hunter by flapping his hands, Parker by clicking his tongue
SCARS: Both have scars above their butts from seperation surgery as infants
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Autism
FEARS: Strangers
OTHER ISSUES: Learning delays, mostly mute, difficulty regulating emotions
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Is still in childhood
TYPE OF STUDENT: They barely started school
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: None
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Live with their parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
FAMILY
PARENTS: Warren and Jennifer Johnson
SIBLINGS: Morgan Johnson (womb mate), Jessica Johnson (older half sister)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Unnamed great aunt, River and Nathan Whitebear (paternal great grandparents, deceased), Joseph and Mayella Johnson (paternal great grandparents, deceased), Warren Johnson Senior (paternal grandfather), Sadie Johnson (paternal grandmother), Tina Martin-Marino (maternal grandmother, deceased), Harrison Johnson (uncle), Dakota Johnson (aunt), Kody Johnson (uncle), Jackson Lawrence (uncle), Taylor Johnson, Austin Johnson, Marlowe Johnson, Sophia Lawrence (cousins), Andrea Johnson, Denver Schubert, Jillian Capriotti, Shelly Dodson (2nd cousins)
PETS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Hockey (Parker)
INTERESTS: Butts and their functions
PREFERRED FOOD: It changes every week
PREFERRED MUSIC: None
PREFERRED BANDS: Idk
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Animal stuff
PREFERRED BOOKS: Animal stories
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Again, it changes
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Stuff with mean people
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Red (Parker), blue (Hunter)
LIKES: Animals, nature, routines, pressure therapy (both sleep with weighted blankets), Morgan, being dirty, mud, trucks, familiar people, laughing at their genitalia, showing their dumps to family members, peeing in non toilet locations, climbing things, screaming
DISLIKES: Strangers, changes in routine, foods with weird textures, animal abuse, loud noises, baths, wearing shoes, haircuts, their hair being combed, brushing therapy, talking to anyone but each other or Morgan, their parents being gone too long, eye contact (Hunter)
OTHER: Can sometimes be violent or have meltdowns. Can both speak almost normally for their ages, but rarely do. Both use tablets for communication.