Patrick Schubert is Judy's ex husband and the father of Dawson Capriotti, Katrina Lucas, Trenton Schubert and Joseph Schubert (idk how that fat gross fuck had so much sex), born in 1959. Outwardly, he appeared as a respectable family man with an office job, but unbeknownst to anyone, he was a closet pedophile. His offenses started as minor incidents in adolescence, such as voyeurism or groping incidents, but no one ever reported these acts. He eventually got in with a local ring of pedophiles, and for a while, his urges were satisfied by poring over the pictures and videos they possessed. This allowed him to not molest his own children, other than a few incidents of masturbating in front of them. In his 30's, he had an affair with a 14 year old girl (who, when caught by his wife, was referred to as "his secretary"). He sent her money so she could move away, but not without smearing her reputation first. She had their son Joseph in 1992. A few years later, as he and his ring were running dry of "supply", he sent one of the others to babysit his nephews Warren and Harrison and collect more material. Through the years, he sporadically abused other children, such as needy children he gave rides to, or hid in his basement, or those who came over to play with his children (and later grandchildren). This includes Victor Valaine in 2013 and Tucker South and Anthony Lucas in 2015. The lid was finally blown when he abused Zeena Lucas without hiding his identity, and she told her mother. This was when the decades of sordid behavior was finally discovered, and he was soon sent to prison. He was released after about 2 years, but is now back in prison after going back to his old habits.

 

BASIC

 

NAME: Dawson Thomas Capriotti (formerly Schubert)

NICKNAME: Daws

GENDER: Male

GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Pansexual

BIRTHDAY: July 5th 1986

HEIGHT: 6'0

WEIGHT: 190lbs

HAIR: Brown, long, straight

BUILD: Muscular (but you don't have to ask because he constantly flaunts it)

FACIAL HAIR: Beard

EYES: Green/brown

SKIN TONE: White

VOICE/ACCENT: Loud, obnoxious, brash

PERSONALITY: Caring, friendly, social, fun loving, goofy, dirty minded

STYLE: Kind of a mix between athletic and punk

 

RACE/NATIONALITY

 

NATIONALITY: American

RACE: White

ETHNICITY: Greek, Irish, other stuff I forgot

BIRTHPLACE: Sanford, ME

CURRENT LOCATION: Somewhere else in ME

 

BODY

 

SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 12

DOMINANT HAND: Right

WALK STYLE: Cocky swagger to show everyone his greatness

POSTURE: Showy, always looks as if striking a pose

MANNERISMS: Whistles/drums beats often

SCARS: None

TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: Massive sleeve tattoos down both arms, nipple peircings, I think he has a tongue peircing

ALLERGIES: None

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Diabetes (adult onset), has several transplanted toes after losing them to frostbite, poor vision (wears contacts, used to wear glasses)

MENTAL DISABILITIES: Dyslexia

FEARS: Blood, spiders

OTHER ISSUES: Snores loudly

VICES: Monster energy, vaping

 

STATUS

 

ELEMENT (see main page): Whimsy

EDUCATION: High school (barely graduated)

PAST JOBS: Idk

CURRENT JOB: Lead singer of Deathstar (personal rock band)

FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class

LIVING SITUATION: A house

VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A motorcycle or sexy muscle car

 

PAST

 

RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good

TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal

TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor

TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: None

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents

PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married

 

SEX/LOVE

 

BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None

PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Large

CIRCUMCISED: Yes

PAST LOVERS: 60000 random hookups of various genders and gender identities

AGE OF FIRST KISS: 12

AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 17

FETISHES: Weird sex toys, some crossdressing

TURN ONS: None

TURN OFFS: None

 

FAMILY

 

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Edward Capriotti, husband

WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: Oct. 20th 2014 at one of his gigs

WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: April 5th 2015

WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): Jan. 2017 (I think lol)

CHILDREN: Jillian Capriotti (adopted, born in 2016)

PARENTS: Judy and Patrick Schubert

SIBLINGS: Trenton Schubert (younger), Katrina Lucas (older), Joseph Schubert (younger half brother)

EXTENDED FAMILY: Mayella and Joseph Johnson (maternal grandparents, deceased), Warren Johnson Senior (uncle), Denver Schubert, Jonah Schubert (nephews), Zeena Lucas (neice), Warren Johnson Junior, Harrison Johnson, Kody Johnson, Corey, Chad and Carson Schubert (cousins), Morgan Johnson, Parker Johnson, Hunter Johnson, Jessica Johnson, Austin Johnson, Taylor Johnson, Marlowe Johnson (2nd cousins)

PETS: I forgot

 

PERSONALITY

 

HOBBIES: Guitar, piano, drums, songwriting, weightlifting, working out

INTERESTS: Sex, himself

PREFERRED FOOD: Every horrendously unhealthy food

PREFERRED MUSIC: Everything (prefers death metal)

PREFERRED BANDS: Meshuggah, Slayer, Napalm Death, Cannibal Corpse, Five Finger Death Punch

PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None

PREFERRED BOOKS: Porn ones cuz he doesn't have to read it

LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Evil green things

LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None

LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None

LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: Ones with too many words
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Black, blue

LIKES: Music, writing songs, sex toys, being laid constantly, sucking dick, making fun of Trent, junk food, working out, children, taking endless shirtless pics, himself, tattoos, piercings, punky clothes, concerts, coddling Jillian, driving Jillian's photo in the faces of unsuspecting victims, fantasizing about stabbing Joey 58 times, talking loudly and wondering why everyone leaves

DISLIKES: Edward not having female organs, blood, spiders, child abuse, reading, being corrected on his spelling, any food that's green, Joey, being forced to eat healthy foods, Ed's nagging, Trent waking up every day, shitty parents, making Jillian mind, homophobes, the boring music Ed listens to

 

SKILLS

 

IQ: Average

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English

LANGUAGE/WRITING: Poor (isn't very good at spelling)

COOKING: Abysmal
MECHANICS: Okay
SEWING: None

PARENTING/NURTURING: Very good

INTRAPERSONAL: Good

SINGING/DANCING: Sings very well

ARTISAN/CRAFTS: Musical stuff

SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Good

 

BELIEFS

 

RELIGION: None

POLITICAL POSITION: Leftist

ABORTION: Pro choice

HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports (obviously)

FEMINISM: Supports

SPANKING: Against

VACCINATIONS: Supports

CIRCUMCISION: Supports

BLM: Supports

GUNS: Neutral

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Neutral

 

OTHER: Was in an avalanche in 2015 and suffered from frostbite. Used to stutter and wear glasses and braces as a child. Had a dick piercing years ago but later removed it because it got caught on his pubes or something.

 

BASIC

 

NAME: Trenton Dylan Schubert

NICKNAME: Trent, Trent-o, Turd

GENDER: Male

GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight

BIRTHDAY: Sept. 23rd 1994

HEIGHT: 5'11

WEIGHT: 160lbs

HAIR: Brown, medium length, straight

BUILD: Lean

FACIAL HAIR: Stubble

EYES: Green/brown

SKIN TONE: White

VOICE/ACCENT: Quiet, grumpy

PERSONALITY: Introverted, irritable, a bit cold, emotionally distant

STYLE: Regular guy cuz he doesn't leave the house so why bother lol

 

RACE/NATIONALITY

 

NATIONALITY: American

RACE: White

ETHNICITY: Greek, Irish, other stuff I forgot

BIRTHPLACE: Sanford, ME

CURRENT LOCATION: Somewhere else in ME

 

BODY

 

SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10

DOMINANT HAND: Right

WALK STYLE: Well he doesn't walk so lol

POSTURE: Unfriendly (crossed arms, etc)

MANNERISMS: Sometimes stims (flaps hands)

SCARS: None

TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None

ALLERGIES: None

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Paraplegia (uses a wheelchair), intermittent erectile dysfunction due to this injury

MENTAL DISABILITIES: High functioning autism

FEARS: Water

OTHER ISSUES: Is poor at regulating anger/frustration

VICES: Coffee

 

STATUS

 

ELEMENT (see main page): Psychic

EDUCATION: High school, 4 years of programming

PAST JOBS: None

CURRENT JOB: Works in a video game store, is trying to find someone to hire him as a programmer

FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class

LIVING SITUATION: A house

VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: His wheelchair

 

PAST

 

RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good

TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal

TYPE OF STUDENT: Good

TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: His mom dying

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents

PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married

 

SEX/LOVE

 

BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None

PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average

CIRCUMCISED: Yes

PAST LOVERS: Some friend he had drunk sex with once

AGE OF FIRST KISS: 17

AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 19

FETISHES: None

TURN ONS: None

TURN OFFS: None

 

FAMILY

 

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Melanie Schubert, wife

WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: Oct. 2012

WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Nov. 2012

WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): Umm 2020 I think

CHILDREN: Denver Schubert (born in 2016)

PARENTS: Judy and Patrick Schubert

SIBLINGS: Dawson Capriotti (older), Katrina Lucas (older), Joseph Schubert (younger half brother)

EXTENDED FAMILY: Mayella and Joseph Johnson (maternal grandparents, deceased), Warren Johnson Senior (uncle), Jonah Schubert (nephew), Zeena Lucas, Jillian Capriotti (neice), Warren Johnson Junior, Harrison Johnson, Kody Johnson, Corey, Chad and Carson Schubert (cousins), Morgan Johnson, Parker Johnson, Hunter Johnson, Jessica Johnson, Austin Johnson, Taylor Johnson, Marlowe Johnson (2nd cousins)

PETS: Snakes

 

PERSONALITY

 

HOBBIES: Gaming, livestreaming his games, programming, being online 24/7, ogling his phone if he's away from the comp

PREFERRED FOOD: Burgers

PREFERRED MUSIC: Rap

PREFERRED BANDS: Eminem, Linkin Park

PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Stuff based on games

PREFERRED BOOKS: None

LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Veggies

LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Pop

LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None

LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: Porn ones cuz his dick won't respond
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Black, blue, gray

LIKES: Video games, buying new games, watching videos about games, streaming his gaming, hiding from humanity, chugging coffee, staying up all night, scarfs (year round), football, eating garbage

DISLIKES: Being in a wheelchair, socializing, leaving the house, his routine changing, cleaning his room, Dawson breathing, showing emotions, situations that require emotions, excessive affection, loud noises, sleeping, exercise, cooking, when his comp lags, the fact his dick barely works since he got paralyzed, when Melanie whines about her addiction urges

 

SKILLS

 

IQ: High

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, some Japanese because he went through an anime phase and had to learn it to be edgy

LANGUAGE/WRITING: Very good

COOKING: Abysmal
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: None

PARENTING/NURTURING: Average

INTRAPERSONAL: Poor

SINGING/DANCING: No just no

ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None

SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Poor (is uncoordinated and somewhat clumsy)

 

BELIEFS

 

RELIGION: Athiest

POLITICAL POSITION: Centrist (doesn't care tbh)

ABORTION: Neutral

HOMOSEXUALITY: Neutral

FEMINISM: Neutral

SPANKING: Neutral

VACCINATIONS: Neutral

CIRCUMCISION: Supports

BLM: Neutral

GUNS: Neutral

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports

 

OTHER: Used to be a closet Brony. Had seizures as a young child. Had a drunken cheating episode with a friend, of which Denver was the result. Is quite handy around the home. Has panic attacks when overloaded (as opposed to the classic "meltdown"). Has broken up with Melanie several times due to her drug addiction. Had a drowning accident in 2018 which caused his paralysis.

BASIC

 

NAME: Joseph Colton Schubert (formerly Masterson)

NICKNAME: Joey

GENDER: Male

GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight

BIRTHDAY: March 27th 1992

HEIGHT: 5'9

WEIGHT: 170lbs

HAIR: Dirty blonde, long, shaggy

BUILD: Muscular

FACIAL HAIR: Stubble

EYES: Blue

SKIN TONE: White

VOICE/ACCENT: Idk

PERSONALITY: Rebellious, cold, uncaring, somewhat mean, streetwise

STYLE: Punk/street kid

 

RACE/NATIONALITY

 

NATIONALITY: American

RACE: White

ETHNICITY: Idk

BIRTHPLACE: Portland, ME

CURRENT LOCATION: Brookeville, ME

 

BODY

 

SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10

DOMINANT HAND: Right

WALK STYLE: Cocky lumbering gangster walk

POSTURE: Cocky, somewhat aggressive

MANNERISMS: None

SCARS: None

TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: 8798 tattoos, eyebrow and lip piercings

ALLERGIES: None

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None

MENTAL DISABILITIES: Unspecified conduct disorder (or so some quack said but he's prolly really just an asshole), dyslexia

FEARS: He eats fear for breakfast

OTHER ISSUES: None

VICES: Smokes, struggles with drug addiction

 

STATUS

 

EDUCATION: Sporadic due to running away and not giving a crap

PAST JOBS: Various illegal shit

CURRENT JOB: Tattoo artist

FINANCIAL STATUS: Poor

LIVING SITUATION: The old cabin the geeks were held captive in years ago

VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: An old beat up truck

 

PAST

 

RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: None

TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Neglectful, lonely

TYPE OF STUDENT: Horrendous

TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Neglect, witnessing abuse and drug use

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his mom until age 10, then lived with some gang geeks

PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: It was statutory rape so

 

SEX/LOVE

 

BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None

PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Above average (but sadly he rarely washes it so women can't enjoy it)

CIRCUMCISED: Yes

PAST LOVERS: 98640936 random hookups, a woman named Lily that dumped him cuz he was abusive

AGE OF FIRST KISS: 11

AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 13

FETISHES: None

TURN ONS: Tattoos, piercings

TURN OFFS: Boring prudy women

 

FAMILY

 

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None cuz he won't stop being a misogynist

CHILDREN: Jonah Schubert (born in 2016)

PARENTS: Patrick Schubert, Barbara Masterson (deceased)

SIBLINGS: Dawson Capriotti (older half brother), Katrina Lucas (older half sister), Trenton Schubert (younger half brother)

EXTENDED FAMILY: Mayella and Joseph Johnson (paternal grandparents, deceased), Zeena Lucas, Jillian Capriotti (nieces), Anthony Lucas, Denver Schubert (nephews), Corey, Chad and Carson Schubert (cousins)

PETS: A crow named Shadow

 

PERSONALITY

 

HOBBIES: Hunting, fishing, taxidermy, trapping, collecting skulls

INTERESTS: Gore, skulls/bones and other morbid shit

PREFERRED FOOD: Meat (venison)

PREFERRED MUSIC: Metal

PREFERRED BANDS: Slipknot, Korn, Volbeat, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold

PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Slasher films

PREFERRED BOOKS: He can't read it lol

LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Veggies

LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Music that's too happy or bouncy

LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None

LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: All of them
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Brown, black, red

LIKES: Ogling old cemeteries, skulls, bones, taxidermy, dead things, watching dead things decompose, piercings, tattoos, smoking, guns, hunting, doing drugs, hooking up with random skanks, MGTOW shit

DISLIKES: Whiny people, liberals, reading, vegans, environmentalists, SJWs, the police, feminism, fat people, not seeing his son, being lectured, laws, obnoxious animal lovers, reading anything, educational things, happy things

 

SKILLS

 

IQ: Low average

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: Barely adequate English

LANGUAGE/WRITING: Very poor (spelling is like trying to decipher hieroglyphics)

COOKING: Okay
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: None

PARENTING/NURTURING: Poor (irresponsible, abusive when high)

INTRAPERSONAL: Poor cuz he's a jerk

SINGING/DANCING: None

ARTISAN/CRAFTS: Taxidermy

SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Good

 

BELIEFS

 

RELIGION: Athiest

POLITICAL POSITION: Conservative, somewhat anarchist

ABORTION: Doesn't GAF

HOMOSEXUALITY: Against

FEMINISM: Against

SPANKING: Supports

VACCINATIONS: Neutral

CIRCUMCISION: Supports

BLM: Against (he's so oppressed!)

GUNS: Supports

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports

 

OTHER: Has been on drugs since his early teens and still struggles to this day. Has a rap sheet longer than an elephant's dick (mostly for fighting and stealing). Was abusive to his son and wonders why Dawson has custody now. Ran away from his neglectful prostitute mother at age 10 and got in with some gang losers. Lost several of his pets when the gang leader killed them (why? because he was a fuckhead). Was assaulted in his sleep by one of the gang members. Was serially truant then wonders why his IQ is like 5.