John and Rebecca Dejero (nee Montoya) were Allysa's parents. John, a Native American, was a triplet, and had 11 other siblings (clearly his parents had few hobbies). He became an orphan at age 8 when racist asscracks burned down his home, killing his parents and several siblings. The survivors, some of which were Boy Scouts, were able to live out their childhood in a camp in the woods. John met Rebecca, an immigrant from Spain, as a teenager. They later married, and after over a decade of trying for a child, finally had their daughter Allysa and another child that I'm too lazy to name. The baby died at a few weeks old from crib death (or whatever lame ass excuse the doctors gave) and this mentally snapped Rebecca. She turned into a terrible abusive mother, and she began sexually abusing her daughter beginning in toddlerhood, even if molestation has 0 to do with a child dying. John was killed at age 35 in a home invasion, but returned in 2005 at the same age he died because accuracy is gay. By then, Rebecca had died from a heart attack (who knew she even had one). John kindled a romance with Laura South until she got back with her husband. They remained friends until their deaths on Nov. 6th 2011 when Laura's grandson was in the way of their car because he was too busy worrying about his penis woes instead of paying attention.
Dave and Laura South (nee Bonneau) were Steve and Jared's parents. Laura, a French woman, became pregnant at the age of 15 with her son Jared. For some reason she decided to keep the baby and ruin her life instead of running to Planned Parenthood. Despite the challenge of teen parenthood, she managed to graduate and become a schoolteacher. 10 years after Jared's birth, she had her son Steven. The kids grew, graduated and had their own families, and all was well until 2005, when Laura discovered Dave had an affair with a younger woman. They separated, and Laura became obsessed with looking youthful, and she had a brief romance with John. The pair got back together, but Dave had a stroke and passed away shortly after in May 2006 (which might be karma for being a cheating dickface). She and John never rekindled their romance, but they remained friends until they died, together, on Nov. 6th 2011. Outside of work and romance, she enjoyed crafting, making jewelry and cooking. She was slightly overprotective of her grandchildren, much to their irritation.
BASIC
NAME: Jared Marcus South
NICKNAME: Mostly expletives courtesy of his youngest son
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Aug. 17th 1953
HEIGHT: 5'7
WEIGHT: 148lbs
HAIR: Grey, long, straight
BUILD: Slight
FACIAL HAIR: Beard
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: Slightly tanned
VOICE/ACCENT: Soft spoken
PERSONALITY: Old fashioned, conservative, all the ignorant eyeroll inducing shit that goes with those 2 things
STYLE: Idk
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: 1/2 French, 1/4 Native American, 1/4 English
BIRTHPLACE: Bismarck, ND
CURRENT LOCATION: Idk where he moved to lol
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 8
DOMINANT HAND: Left
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: Normal
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: Bee stings
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None (was a sociopath before he came back)
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Poor
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal as far as everyone else, but he wasn't normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: He was the one that inflicted the trauma lol
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school but he was dumb and didn't graduate until 19
PAST JOBS: Random crap
CURRENT JOB: Mechanic
FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class
LIVING SITUATION: Idk
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some old truck
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None cuz he's old and dried up
CHILDREN: Mason South (born in 1983), Tanner Miller and Buckley South (born in 1986)
PARENTS: Dave and Laura South (deceased)
SIBLINGS: Steve South (younger)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Tucker South, Annabel Miller, Lucia Miller Jason Miller, Chelsea South, Buckley South Junior (grandchildren), Ash South, Fury South (nephews), Nikita Garret, Cheyenne Munrowe (neices), Rose Munrowe, Raven Garret, Brianna La Faye-South (grand neices), Shaun La Faye-South, Sawyer Garret (grand nephews)
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: Yes
PAST LOVERS: Brenda South (ex wife, then dated her again for a few years but then she kicked his ass out again)
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 12
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 13 (yes he's a manwhore)
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: None
INTERESTS: Cars, sports
PREFERRED FOOD: Traditional comfort food (aka meat and taters yo)
PREFERRED MUSIC: Country so old the CDs of it are encrusted with rock
PREFERRED BANDS: Idk
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Westerns
PREFERRED BOOKS: He doesn't like those
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Green things
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: That young people's music
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Red, grey, black
LIKES: Cars, hot women even if he should put that away already, big tits, winter, snow, cold weather, football, being outside, junk food, trucks, the fact Viagra was invented, meat, being a jackass apparently
DISLIKES: Liberal shit, hot weather, wearing shorts, technology, sissy boys, rap music, his limp dick, feminine things, abortion but also funding social programs to help pregnant women, vegans, LGBT
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Poor
COOKING: None (relies completely on microwaved food and will starve if Hungry Man ever goes out of business)
MECHANICS: Very good
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Okay I guess as long as they're not feminine yo
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Good (played football in high/middle school)
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None
POLITICAL POSITION: Very conservative
ABORTION: Pro life yet abandoned his kids lol
HOMOSEXUALITY: Against
FEMINISM: Against (but typical old fart shit not LOL MANOSPHERE)
SPANKING: Supports
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Supports
BLM: Against because OH THEY LOOTED POOR PRECIOUS RICH PEOPLE YO
GUNS: Supports
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports
OTHER: None
BASIC
NAME: Allysa Elena South (nee Dejero)
NICKNAME: Any word to insult women
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: May 18 1966
HEIGHT: 5'5
WEIGHT: 120lbs
BUILD: Slim
HAIR: Brown (greying), shortish, styled
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Dark brown
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Elegant low pitched woman voice, slight Western accent
PERSONALITY: Is nice and a loving mother on her meds, but a psycho insulting thundercunt when off them (aka most of the time)
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: Biracial
ETHNICITY: 1/2 Spanish, /1/4 Native American, I forgot the other thing
BIRTHPLACE: Billings, MT
CURRENT LOCATION: Idk
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 7
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Some elegant feminine walk
POSTURE: Thinks she's full of herself
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: None
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Severe bipolar I
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: She's one big friggin issue
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good with her dad, bad with her mom
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Traumatic
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Molestation by mother, father died at age 6
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her parents until her dad died
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school dropout cuz she thought eloping with Steve's dumb ass was a good idea
PAST JOBS: Lazy slob that mooches off Steve's income
CURRENT JOB: None cuz who would hire that freak
FINANCIAL STATUS: Prolly OH DISABILITY INSTEAD OF TAKING MEDS YO
LIVING SITUATION: Idk where she even lives lol
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: She prolly doesn't have a license either cuz she prolly tried to convince the driver's test guy she was pregnant with his kid even if they just met
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None
CHILDREN: Ash South (born in 1991), Cheyenne Munrowe (born in 1991), Nikita Garret (born in 1991), Deadly Fury and Silent Breeze South (born in 2005, latter deceased)
PARENTS: John and Rebecca Dejero (deceased)
SIBLINGS: A twin sister that died of crib death (or knowing that freak, was smothered)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Brianna La Faye-South, Raven Garret, Rose Munrowe (granddaughters), Shaun La Faye-South, Sawyer Garret (grandsons)
PETS: Who would leave that bastard responsible for a poor innocent animal?
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Average
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None
PAST LOVERS: Steve South (ex wife), a few random BFs she drove off by being psychotic
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 13
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 15
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Gardening when she's normal
INTERESTS: None cuz she's too busy being manic to have a personality
PREFERRED FOOD: Veggies and fruit (and souls)
PREFERRED MUSIC: Celtic
PREFERRED BANDS: Enya
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Boring garden and flower shit
PREFERRED BOOKS: None
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Meat
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Purple, pink
LIKES: Flowers, soothing music, being outside, hot weather, gardening, butterflies, cute animals
DISLIKES: Taking her meds, when her kids tell her to take her meds, Steve, meat, sex, her past treatment of her kids when she actually takes her meds, being barefoot
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Good (but I wouldn't eat anything she made because she might've put D con in it)
MECHANICS: None
SEWING: Basic
PARENTING/NURTURING: Pretty good when she's medicated but when she isn't, even a pet rock isn't safe
INTRAPERSONAL: Poor since she's manic 24/7
SINGING/DANCING: Sings fairly well
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None
POLITICAL POSITION: Typical hypocritical boomer shit
ABORTION: Pro life but clearly cares nothing about them after they're born
HOMOSEXUALITY: OH IT ISN'T NATURAL YO but abusing your kids is lol
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Obviously supports lmao
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Neutral
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Neutral
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Neutral
OTHER: None
BASIC
NAME: Steven Charles South
NICKNAME: Steve, Steve-o
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Aug. 8th 1963
HEIGHT: 6'0
WEIGHT: 180lbs
BUILD: Muscular
HAIR: Black (greying), straight, in ponytail
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Brown
SKIN TONE: Slightly tanned
VOICE/ACCENT: Western accent
PERSONALITY: Immature, irresponsible, horny, kind, silly
STYLE: Kinda bikerish without the punk elements
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: 1/2 French, 1/2 English
BIRTHPLACE: Fargo, ND
CURRENT LOCATION: Brookeville, ME
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 12
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Normal
POSTURE: A bit showy because he thinks he's a lady killer
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: He has one on his arm but tbh I forgot what it was lol
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Horny Old Man Disorder
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Well he had SOMETHING back in 2005...
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: Vaginas
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good except for his brother
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normalish
TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Was bullied severely by his older brother
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school (barely graduated lol)
PAST JOBS: Idk
CURRENT JOB: Mechanic
FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class
LIVING SITUATION: A regular house
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A truck
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None
CHILDREN: Ash South (born in 1991), Cheyenne Munrowe (born in 1991), Nikita Garret (born in 1991), Deadly Fury and Silent Breeze South (born in 2005, latter deceased)
PARENTS: Dave and Laura South (deceased)
SIBLINGS: Jared South (older)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Brianna La Faye-South, Raven Garret, Rose Munrowe (granddaughters), Shaun La Faye-South, Sawyer Garret (grandsons), Mason South, Buckley South, Tanner Miller (nephews), Tucker South, Jason Miller, Buckley South Junior (grand nephews), Annabel Miller, Chelsea South, Lucia Miller (grand neices)
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Above average (but not OH 8 INCHER like years ago)
CIRCUMCISED: Yes
PAST LOVERS: Allysa South (ex wife), 93850395 hookups
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 13
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 15
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Any female with a pulse
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: None
INTERESTS: Sex, cars
PREFERRED FOOD: Meat
PREFERRED MUSIC: Classic rock
PREFERRED BANDS: ZZTop
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Car shit
PREFERRED BOOKS: He's too dumb
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Sweets
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Women garbage
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Blue, black
LIKES: Sex, women, tits, watching porn, hot weather, cars, trucks, going to the bar to find more women, jerking off if he can't find women, eating garbage then wondering why his dick doesn't work
DISLIKES: Allysa, having his hair pulled, cold weather, when women don't want sex, prudes (yet he married 2 of them lol), making his kids mind
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Okay
COOKING: The same as his nephew aka sets kitchen on fire making cereal
MECHANICS: Very good
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Is fine nurture wise but is a very lenient/lax parent that lets his kids run wild
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average (prolly not so good anymore cuz he's an old fart)
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None
POLITICAL POSITION: Moderate right
ABORTION: Probably pro life but not obnoxious
HOMOSEXUALITY: Neutral
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Mostly against
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Neutral
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Supports
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Supports
OTHER: Was accidentally burned in 2005 when Ash lost control of his fire powers. Had a car accident at age 15, in which he broke his leg.
BASIC
NAME: Deadly Fury South (Sioux for Steve or so my friend told me but idk if it's true so don't scream at me if it isn't)
NICKNAME: Fury, Steve, Steve-o
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Oct 13th 2005
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 175lbs
HAIR: Black, straight, short
FACIAL HAIR: None
BUILD: Somewhat muscular
EYES: Dark brown
SKIN TONE: Brown
VOICE/ACCENT: New Englander accent
PERSONALITY: Impulsive, somewhat rude, careless/naive, adventurous
STYLE: Regular teenage boy but likes to
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: Biracial
ETHNICITY: Half Native American, some French, Spanish and English
BIRTHPLACE: Brookeville, ME
CURRENT LOCATION: The same
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10
DOMINANT HAND: Left
WALK STYLE: Cocky teenage boy
POSTURE: Totally full of himself
MANNERISMS: Has no manners period
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: Some hideous tattoo he did on himself
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: ADHD
FEARS: As if he'd even admit it anyway xD
OTHER ISSUES: Lazy teenage slob disorder
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: None
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Has lived with his single father since age 3 months
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Divorced
STATUS
EDUCATION: Still in school, 10th grade (was held back a year)
PAST JOBS: None
CURRENT JOB: He's too lazy
FINANCIAL STATUS: Comfortable
LIVING SITUATION: Lives with his father
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Being drove around cuz he crashed his car
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: His hand
CHILDREN: None
PARENTS: Steve and Allysa South
SIBLINGS: Nikita Garret (older), Ash South (older), Cheyenne Munrowe (older), Silent Breeze South (twin, deceased)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Dave and Laura South (paternal grandparents), John and Rebecca Dejero (maternal grandparents, deceased), Jared South (uncle), Brianna La Faye-South, Raven Garret, Rose Munrowe (neices), Sawyer Garret, Shaun La Faye-South (nephews), Mason South, Buckley South, Tanner Miller (cousins), Buckley South Junior, Annabel Miller, Jason Miller, Lucia Miller, Tucker South, Chelsea South (2nd cousins)
PETS: A dog whose name I forgot
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: Yes
PAST LOVERS: Dated Jessica Johnson in 5th grade and slept with her once, still pathetically pines for her
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 10
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 10
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Karate, video games
INTERESTS: Ninjas, swords, Japanese shit
PREFERRED FOOD: Meat and junk food
PREFERRED MUSIC: Rap
PREFERRED BANDS: Idk
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Men shit, anime
PREFERRED BOOKS: None
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Veggies
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Pop
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Girl junk
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: All of them
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Red, blue, black
LIKES: The outdoors, exploring, video games, mobile games, sex, girls, beating off, porn, doing dumb shit, blasting music, stuffing his face, ninjas. his dad letting him do whatever he wants
DISLIKES: Cleaning his room, showering, Victor, rules, homework, school, Jessica not liking him, being bossed around, going to bed, Ash always lecturing him
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Adequate
COOKING: None
MECHANICS: Basic (can't pay attention enough to learn)
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: None
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Good
OTHER: Tried drugs in the past and spent time in Juvie because of it. Was in Juvie later because he tried oral sex with his cousin. Used to play soccer but quit during an ADHD impulsivity spell. Rarely takes his meds.
Silent Breeze South was Fury's twin sister, and passed away on Sept. 23rd 2008, after being hit by a truck because she stupidly went in the road when cars were coming. Unlike her brother, who clearly shows his Native American heritage, Breeze looked similar to her mother, with brown hair and lighter skin. She was a timid child and disliked strangers, and she often had meltdowns for seemingly no reason, leading some to suspect she had autism, although if you asked Nikita she'd say she was just a brat that needed a belt. She, however, had a special attachment to her brother Ash, and spent most of her time with him. On the opposite side of the spectrum, she had an irrational dislike of her grandfather John.