BASIC
NAME: Elijah Daniyel Valaine (birth name Eliyahu)
NICKNAME: Eli, Lige, DJ E.A.C
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Feb. 19 1977
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 175lbs
BUILD: Muscular
HAIR: Black, medium length, flipped on one side with crazy ass dye job
FACIAL HAIR: Stubble
EYES: Dark brown
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Hebrew accent
PERSONALITY: Fun loving, goofy, affectionate, young at heart, devoted, family oriented, sensitive
STYLE: Kinda raverish
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Israeli
RACE: Middle Eastern
ETHNICITY: Mizrahi Jew (Persian & Amazigh)
BIRTHPLACE: Old City, Be'er Sheva, Israel
CURRENT LOCATION: Haifa, Israel
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10
WALK STYLE: Same as Ari, kinda bouncy
POSTURE: Casual
MANNERISMS: Whistles often
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: A tattoo of his DJ name on his arm
ALLERGIES: Dust
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Mild FASD, Dysgraphia
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: Poor short term memory, processing/learning delays (reads/writes slow, difficulty retaining info, very poor math skills), poor planning/organizing, emotional immaturity (child like, trusts too easily, overly sensitive to criticism, poor coping skills)
VICES: Impulse buying (is buried in credit card debt)
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Poor other than his siblings
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Abusive
TYPE OF STUDENT: Very poor
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Having an alcoholic, abusive mother
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married (heaven knows why lol)
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school, went to college for some random shit he abandoned halfway through and never went back
PAST JOBS: None
CURRENT JOB: DJ/music producer
FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class
LIVING SITUATION: A tiny apartment that costs a fortune
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some badass muscle car
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Esther Valaine, wife
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: 1992 at a club
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: They never really dated lol
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): 1997, divorced in 2002 and then remarried in 2022
CHILDREN: Chaim Valaine (born in 2001), Chanan Valaine (born in 2021, deceased), Shani Valaine (born in 2023)
PARENTS: Sheva and Amir Valaine (latter deceased)
SIBLINGS: Abraham Valaine (younger), Channah Valaine (younger)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Ari Valaine (nephew but raised as his son), Victor Valaine, Avrim Valaine, Boaz Valaine (nephews), Romi and Roni Valaine (neices)
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: Yes
PAST LOVERS: Aviva Valaine (ex wife), 80000 random hookups (including Dakota Johnson)
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 11
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 14 because he was a wild child lol
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Basically any female with a pulse
TURN OFFS: Initiating anything sexual in his sleep
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Making music, clubbing
INTERESTS: Sex, rave/EDM culture
PREFERRED FOOD: Veggies and stuff like that
PREFERRED MUSIC: Trance
PREFERRED BANDS: Eric Prydz, Chicane, Darude, 4 Strings
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Stuff with cool cars (LOL FAST AND THE FURIOUS YO)
PREFERRED BOOKS: He hates those
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Meat, junk food
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Anything that he can't dance to
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: All of them
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Black with neon anything (namely green and blue)
LIKES: Music, making music, the club atmosphere, cars, healthy food, shakes/smoothies, women, neon colors/lights, nightlife, validation, spoiling his sons, buying expensive things, family, sex, being spoiled, dancing, fooling around, acting young, pampering Esther, bragging about himself, coddling his nephews, styling his hair like people half his age
DISLIKES: His ex wife, guns, violence, the Israel-Palestine conflict, junk food, excessive conservatism, reading, boring/stale anything, his sons being in any kind of distress, having to write anything, learning, fighting, anyone initiating sex in his sleep, feeling unloved, being criticized, being made fun of for his spelling/grammar, his gray hairs, Esther being in any sort of distress, aging, sitting still too long
SKILLS
IQ: Low average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Hebrew
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Poor
COOKING: Helpless because he can't remember the steps
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Good
INTRAPERSONAL: Good
SINGING/DANCING: Does both well
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Jewish (hiloni)
POLITICAL POSITION: Left leaning centrist
ABORTION: Pro choice but not personally crazy over it
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports, other than the weird radical elements
SPANKING: Against
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Supports
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Was beaten and raped by some random guys in 2010. Is prone to bunions because he wore too-small shoes as a child. Cries quite easily. Counts to control his impulse buying.
BASIC
NAME: Esther Rivka Valaine (nee Mahrez)
NICKNAME: Essie
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Feb. 2 1979
HEIGHT: 5'6
WEIGHT: 160lbs
BUILD: Curvy
HAIR: Black, straight, shoulder length, a few braids
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Dark brown
SKIN TONE: Brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Moroccan Arabic accent
PERSONALITY: Neurotic, nurturing, kind, caring, affectionate
STYLE: Bohemian or whatever
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Moroccan
RACE: Indigenous/Jewish
ETHNICITY: Maghrebi Jew (Riffian-Jewish)
BIRTHPLACE: Debdou, Morocco
CURRENT LOCATION: Haifa, Israel
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 8
WALK STYLE: Elegant
POSTURE: Normal
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: A bad scar on one of her arms
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: An Amazigh symbol on her arm
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Anxiety
FEARS: Thanatophobia (fear of death)
OTHER ISSUES: Back problems from overworking as a child, chronic cough from factory work
VICES: Medical marijuana for anxiety
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal until age 6 then unstable and sometimes abusive
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Being kidnapped by the government, seeing her mom get raped, her dad being killed, child labor
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married until her Dad died
STATUS
EDUCATION: Homeschooled, went to college for web design (idk how long the course is and too lazy to google it)
PAST JOBS: Random child labor jobs
CURRENT JOB: Web designer/coder
FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class
LIVING SITUATION: With Elijah
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Just some car
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Elijah Valaine, husband
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: 1992 at a club
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: They never really dated lol
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): 1997, divorced in 2002 and then remarried in 2022
CHILDREN: Chaim Valaine (born in 2001), Ari Valaine (born in 1998), Chanan Valaine (born in 2021, deceased), Shani Valaine (born in 2023)
PARENTS: Yeshayahu and Devorah Mahrez
SIBLINGS: None
EXTENDED FAMILY: None
PETS: A random cat
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Smallish (elijah: sobs)
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None
PAST LOVERS: Abraham Valaine (one night stand that produced Ari)
AGE OF FIRST KISS: A kiss was forced on her at 12
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 18
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Getting her nipples played with
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Coding, game modding, birdwatching, reading, cooking
INTERESTS: The Sims, vintage clothing
PREFERRED FOOD: Sweets and other things with many calories
PREFERRED MUSIC: Idk
PREFERRED BANDS: Hi se
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Cheesy uplifting shit
PREFERRED BOOKS: The same
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Meat
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Tan, green
LIKES: Coddling her sons, birds, coding, playing the Sims, modding, braiding her hair, vintage clothes/jewelry, humping Elijah, eating and wondering why she's overweight, cooking, her Dad, Elijah's family, celebrating her Amazigh heritage, children, nurturing things, shopping
DISLIKES: Her sons being in any sort of distress, her Dad or Elijah being in any sort of danger or distress, anything to do with death, when her sons don't call for 5 seconds, Elijah's insane ex wife, medications (especially mental ones), vaccines, her fat gut, her anxiety, when Ari goes clubbing or drives his race car because he might die, when Chaim travels because he also could die
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Hebrew
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Good
MECHANICS: None
SEWING: Basic
PARENTING/NURTURING: Very good
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: None
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Jewish (hiloni)
POLITICAL POSITION: Centrist
ABORTION: Pro life for herself but doesn't care what other people do
HOMOSEXUALITY: Neutral
FEMINISM: Neutral
SPANKING: Against
VACCINATIONS: Limited supports
CIRCUMCISION: Neutral
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Is very close to her father. Had some guy rape her with a baseball bat in Dec. 2021 and suffered extensive damage (I have mental issues sorry).
BASIC
NAME: Ari Yeshua Valaine
NICKNAME: Aries, Phoenix Aries (DJ name)
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Polysexual
BIRTHDAY: June 26th 1998
HEIGHT: 5'8
WEIGHT: 165lbs
HAIR: Black with neon highlights, long dreads
BUILD: Lean
FACIAL HAIR: Beard but not his whole face
EYES: Dark brown
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Hebrew accent
PERSONALITY: Fun loving, footloose, immature, kind, friendly
STYLE: Raver
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Israeli
RACE: Middle Eastern
ETHNICITY: Mizrahi Jew (Persian and Riffian)
BIRTHPLACE: Merkaz HaKarmel, Haifa, Israel
CURRENT LOCATION: Old North, Tel Aviv, Israel
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10
DOMINANT HAND: Right
WALK STYLE: Kind of bouncy/hyper, sometimes limps if his knee is acting up
POSTURE: Casual
MANNERISMS: A bit overly friendly and often touches others (noogies, claps on the back, etc), often drums beats on random surfaces, flicks/twirls dreads often
SCARS: Some scars from his accident
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: A glow in the dark PLUR tattoo on his shoulder
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: A bad knee from military service, nerve damage in arms/shoulders
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: Bats
OTHER ISSUES: Old broken bones ache during bad weather
VICES: Party drugs, vapes
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Fairly normal
TYPE OF STUDENT: Poor because he just fooled around
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Having a twatwaffle stepmother who raped him at age 13 and mentally abused him
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his parents until they divorced when he was 4, then lived with his mom
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Divorced
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school
PAST JOBS: Navy gunner
CURRENT JOB: Drag racer, DJ
FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class
LIVING SITUATION: A warehouse he made into a house
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Some epic muscle car with 350835 glowing attachments
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Yumi Sakamoto, girlfriend
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: 2014, in high school
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Back when they met, but started dating again in Oct. 2021
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): None
CHILDREN: None
PARENTS: Abraham and Esther Valaine
SIBLINGS: Chaim Valaine (maternal 3/4 brother [Alabama intensifies]), Victor and Avram Valaine (paternal younger half brothers), Romi and Roni Valaine (paternal younger half sisters), Shani Valaine (maternal 3/4 sister)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Yeshayahu and Devorah Mahrez (maternal grandparents), Sheva Valaine (paternal grandmother), Elijah Valaine (uncle but was raised by him), Channah Valaine (aunt), Chanan Valaine (cousin, deceased), Boaz Valaine, Ruben Cohen (cousins)
PETS: Those glo fish things
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: Yes
PAST LOVERS: 8000 hookups and one night stands, some chick named Chaya in middle school, some other fart he liked but she just used him to make her husband jealous
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 12
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 17
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Anyone with a pulse
TURN OFFS: Overly masculine men/women
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Clubbing, making music, music related video games
INTERESTS: Rave culture/nightlife, EDM festivals, party drugs, sex, being overprotective
PREFERRED FOOD: Healthy food but isn't overly picky
PREFERRED MUSIC: EDM obviously
PREFERRED BANDS: Gareth Emery, Armin Van Buuren, DJ Manian/Cascada, DJ Tiesto, Basshunter
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Trendy/pop culture crap
PREFERRED BOOKS: Rarely reads but prolly the same like LOL TABLOIDS
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: None
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Boring slow shit
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: Most of them lol
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Anything neon or blinding
LIKES: EDM, dancing, partying, sex, neon, glowsticks, rainbows, space/galaxy patterns, hallucinogenic drugs, cool cars, hot weather, dance/music related video games, himself, night time, being active, swearing, anything that glows, being goofy, when Yumi drives the strap on up his ass, being a big brother, beating anyone that remotely bothers his family, talking loudly, his Grandpa, primping his dreads, bragging about himself, making music
DISLIKES: Boring music, when nothing is going on, Mondays, excessive politics, cold weather, children, wrestling his dreads every morning, prudes, waking up early, his (ex) stepmom, anyone hurting his family in any way, abuse, assholes, sunlight (like a vampire), laying around, things being depressing (or "sad shit" as he calls it), the conflict, bigots, old fashioned people, dull colors, going to bed, DJs with no talent insulting his music, Saudi Arabia
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Hebrew
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Okay
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Poor
INTRAPERSONAL: Very good
SINGING/DANCING: Does both well
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: Well he makes music but idk if that's "crafts" exactly
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Good
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Jewish (hiloni)
POLITICAL POSITION: Left leaning centrist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports the general idea but not the weird SJW shit
SPANKING: Neutral
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Supports
BLM: Supports
GUNS: Supports but isn't like an insane American and makes love to it
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Carries a gun. Attempted to overdose at age 14. Would do anything for his family. Can be a little sensitive.
BASIC
NAME: Yumi Akari Sakamoto
NICKNAME: Yu-yu
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: May 24th 1998
HEIGHT: 5'0
WEIGHT: 110lbs
BUILD: Very petite
HAIR: Black on top, dyed in 0398509 fading colors, extremely long, straight
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Dark brown
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: Japanese accent
PERSONALITY: Rebellious, a little wild, kind
STYLE: Cyberpunk
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Japanese
RACE: Asian
ETHNICITY: Japanese
BIRTHPLACE: Fukushima, Japan
CURRENT LOCATION: Tel Aviv, Israel
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 6
WALK STYLE: Idk
POSTURE: A little saucy/cocky
MANNERISMS: None
SCARS: None
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: Some kind of vag peircing that fills Ari with joy
ALLERGIES: Some weird allergy to strong chemicals (cleaners etc) that causes her headaches/dizziness
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Infertility (doesn't care cuz she didn't want kids anyway)
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: None
OTHER ISSUES: None
VICES: None
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Poor, strained
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Strict, a little repressive
TYPE OF STUDENT: Average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Losing a baby brother to crib death
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with her parents
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Married
STATUS
EDUCATION: Private girls schools, then like 4 years of robotic engineering
PAST JOBS: None cuz her parents didn't allow it
CURRENT JOB: Engineer with like medical robotics (like those automated surgery things or whatever)
FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class
LIVING SITUATION: Ari's house
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A badass car like Ari's
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Ari Valaine, boyfriend
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: In 2014, in HS
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Soon after, but broke up for 5 years, but got back together in 2021
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): None and idk if she'll ever tame that bastard
CHILDREN: None
PARENTS: Lazy
SIBLINGS: Takashi Sakamoto (younger, deceased)
EXTENDED FAMILY: None
PETS: Ari (imagines him on a leash)
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Average
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None
PAST LOVERS: Random guys that meant nothing
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 16
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 17
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: None
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Hacking, video games, rapping, bitcoin mining
INTERESTS: Cyberpunk/sci fi shit, transhumanism, robots
PREFERRED FOOD: Veggies, noodles, fish
PREFERRED MUSIC: Rap/hip hop, dubstep
PREFERRED BANDS: None
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Sci fi/futuristic stuff, some anime
PREFERRED BOOKS: The same
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: None
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Metal
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Boring old shit
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Neon anything
LIKES: Futuristic shit, sticking it to the man, robots, cityscapes, weird clothes, cool technology stuff, neon colors, music, futuristic vehicles, big boots that don't remotely fit her, torrents, hacking, defying her parents' expectations, Ari's family, being a rebel, dying her hair insane colors
DISLIKES: Dressing modest, paying for things, capitalism, big business, being called Chinese or Korean, junk food, boring music or colors, people whining about torrents, copyright laws, big government, her parents 99% of the time, her brother being dead, sexists, being so short, Ari using her head as an arm rest, most of her culture
SKILLS
IQ: Average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: Japanese, English, limited Hebrew
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Okay
MECHANICS: Good
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: Dances well thanks to Ari lol
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Poor because she's so little
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Buddhist
POLITICAL POSITION: Leftist, somewhat anarchist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports
SPANKING: Neutral
VACCINATIONS: Mostly against
CIRCUMCISION: Neutral
BLM: Supports
GUNS: Against
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: None
BASIC
NAME: Chaim Isaiah Valaine
NICKNAME: Zay
GENDER: Male
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Jan. 26th 2001
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: 185lbs
BUILD: Muscular
HAIR: Black, long on the top/middle and shaved on the sides
FACIAL HAIR: Stubble
EYES: Dark brown
SKIN TONE: Light brown
VOICE/ACCENT: Hebrew accent
PERSONALITY: Anxious, adventurous, a bit emotionally unstable, protective, caring, loyal
STYLE: I haven't drawn enough clothes yet
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: Israeli
RACE: Middle Eastern
ETHNICITY: Mizrahi Jew (Persian and Riffian)
BIRTHPLACE: Merkaz HaKarmel, Haifa, Israel
CURRENT LOCATION: Old North, Tel Aviv, Israel
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 10
WALK STYLE: Manly
POSTURE: Tense, never relaxes
MANNERISMS: Tends to chew his nails/fingers, often fidgets or rocks due to anxiety
SCARS: A dog bite scar on his thigh
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: A vine tattoo along his shoulder
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: None
MENTAL DISABILITIES: Social anxiety, Panic disorder, Insomnia/night terrors
FEARS: Dogs
OTHER ISSUES: Is missing a finger because the Arab prison geeks cut it off
VICES: Xanax dependence
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Good
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Normal except for his stepmom's insanity
TYPE OF STUDENT: Very good
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Was forced to give his stepmom oral sex and emotionally abused by her
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived with his Mom
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: Divorced
STATUS
EDUCATION: High school up to 11th grade and then military school, is currently in film school or whatever its called
PAST JOBS: Military mechanic
CURRENT JOB: Works at camera store
FINANCIAL STATUS: Middle class
LIVING SITUATION: With Ari
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A massive hummer (small penis energy)
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Savannah Stevens, girlfriend
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: They just randomly met in Sept. 2021
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Oct. 2021
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): None
CHILDREN: None
PARENTS: Esther and Elijah Valaine
SIBLINGS: Ari Valaine (older 3/4 brother), Chanan Valaine (younger adoptive brother, deceased), Shani Valaine (younger sister)
EXTENDED FAMILY: Sheva Valaine (paternal grandmother), Yeshayahu and Devorah Mahrez (maternal grandparents), Abraham Valaine (uncle), Channah Valaine (aunt), Victor, Avrim, Romi, Roni and Boaz Valaine, Ruben Cohen (cousins)
PETS: None
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): None
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): Average
CIRCUMCISED: Yes
PAST LOVERS: None
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 13 and he barfed in horrible anxiety over it
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 20
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Peircings
TURN OFFS: None
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Traveling, making documentaries/videos, biking, working out
INTERESTS: Culture, travel, trying new things, eating
PREFERRED FOOD: Will try anything
PREFERRED MUSIC: Anything (prefers light/pop rock)
PREFERRED BANDS: One Republic, Imagine Dragons, Coldplay, The Killers
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: Travel/culture shit, documentaries
PREFERRED BOOKS: The same
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Junk food
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: None
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Tan, brown, blue
LIKES: Traveling, learning new things, different cultures, diversity, exploring the world, reading, bike rides, eating, making videos, socializing on his own terms, massive vehicles (it isn't small I swear), being fit, making fun of Ari, his family, petting Savvy's hair like a cat
DISLIKES: His (ex) stepmom, losing his temper, dealing with people too much, crowds, dogs, things being stale, his parents or Ari being upset, being too far from home too long, his panic attacks, people making small talk, being hungry, his anxiety, being dependent on Xanax, Ari's endless yammering, things being unfamiliar
SKILLS
IQ: Above average
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Hebrew, Turkish, Arabic (is trying to learn other languages)
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Basic
MECHANICS: Very good
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Average
INTRAPERSONAL: Abysmal (because of his anxiety)
SINGING/DANCING: Is way too anxious to do that lol
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Very good
BELIEFS
RELIGION: Jewish (hiloni)
POLITICAL POSITION: Left leaning centrist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: The basic idea but not weird shit like OH MANSPREADING
SPANKING: Against
VACCINATIONS: Supports
CIRCUMCISION: Supports
BLM: Supports
GUNS: Supports
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Against
OTHER: Uses counting for both anger management and anxiety relief. Was held in a Saudi prison and flogged in 2021. Eats like a pre hibernation gorging bear.
BASIC
NAME: Savannah Danielle Stevens
NICKNAME: Savvy
GENDER: Female
GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
BIRTHDAY: Nov. 10th 2004
HEIGHT: 5'2
WEIGHT: 115lbs
BUILD: Petite
HAIR: Long, curly, golden blonde
FACIAL HAIR: None
EYES: Blue
SKIN TONE: White
VOICE/ACCENT: New Englander accent, prolly that badass cocky bitch voice
PERSONALITY: Tough, gloomy, weird mix of masculine and feminine
STYLE: Tough feminine
RACE/NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY: American
RACE: White
ETHNICITY: Idk
BIRTHPLACE: Bennington, VT
CURRENT LOCATION: TJ's house
BODY
SHOE SIZE (US measurement): 5 1/2
WALK STYLE: Tough badass bitch
POSTURE: The same
MANNERISMS: Idk yet
SCARS: Heart surgery scar, burn scar on her stomach
TATTOOS/PEIRCINGS: Tongue chain, septum peircing, belly button peircing
ALLERGIES: None
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: Chiari Malformation (type I)
MENTAL DISABILITIES: None
FEARS: Trypophobia
OTHER ISSUES: Frequent headaches, poor balance/fine motor skills
VICES: Smokes, sometimes self harms
PAST
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Poor
TYPE OF CHILDHOOD: Chaotic
TYPE OF STUDENT: Low average
TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EVENTS: Being abused by her mother, some foster creep spying on her getting dressed, surviving a school shooting
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Lived in foster care
PARENTS' MARITAL STATUS IN CHILDHOOD: They never were so gaggt
STATUS
EDUCATION: Still in school
PAST JOBS: Idk
CURRENT JOB: Works at some music/guitar/whatever store
FINANCIAL STATUS: None
LIVING SITUATION: Mooching off Chaim and Ari
VEHICLE/MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A motorcycle
FAMILY
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Chaim Valaine, boyfriend
WHEN AND HOW THEY MET: They just randomly met in Sept. 2021
WHEN THEY STARTED DATING: Oct. 2021
WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED (if ever): None
CHILDREN: None
PARENTS: Rita Stevens, random guy (birth parents), TJ and Brittany Miller (adoptive parents)
SIBLINGS: Annabel Miller (younger half sister)
EXTENDED FAMILY: All of the South geeks I'm too lazy to list
PETS: A snake
SEX/LOVE
BREAST SIZE (if female bodied): Small average
PENIS SIZE (if male bodied): None
PAST LOVERS: A few random guys, one she beat up cuz he was a pervert
AGE OF FIRST KISS: 15
AGE OF LOSING VIRGINITY: 16
FETISHES: None
TURN ONS: Bad boy things (tattoos, military, guns, etc)
TURN OFFS: Twinks, wimps (aka her boyfriends cousin)
PERSONALITY
HOBBIES: Drawing tattoo designs, paintball, playing electric guitar (isn't very good yet)
INTERESTS: Punk/goth shit, tattoos, guns, concerts, manly vehicles
PREFERRED FOOD: Burgers, hot dogs, etc
PREFERRED MUSIC: Hard rock/metal
PREFERRED BANDS: Bullet for my Valentine, 10 Years, Skillet, Disturbed, Godsmack
PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: That tattoo shit like LOL LA INK
PREFERRED BOOKS: Isn't much of a reader
LEAST PREFERRED FOOD: Idk
LEAST PREFERRED MUSIC: Bubblegum pop garbage
LEAST PREFERRED TV/MOVIES: None
LEAST PREFERRED BOOKS: None
FAVORITE COLOR(s): Black, blue
LIKES: Music, punk clothes, motorcycles, guns, bad boys, peircings, jeeps/hummers, tall boots, tattoos, her sister, black, eating (especially junk food), people doing nice things for her, her hair, goth shit, riding Chaim's cock, swearing, being badass, fishnets
DISLIKES: Foster care, preppy girls, her mother, super girly shit, being treated as weak, prudes, people that think she's evil just because she's goth, assholes, her scars, healthy food, being lectured, vomit inducing romance shit, excessively happy things, dogs
SKILLS
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English
LANGUAGE/WRITING: Average
COOKING: Basic
MECHANICS: Okay
SEWING: None
PARENTING/NURTURING: Not that great
INTRAPERSONAL: Average
SINGING/DANCING: A bit of singing
ARTISAN/CRAFTS: None
SPORTS/ATHLETIC: Average
BELIEFS
RELIGION: None
POLITICAL POSITION: Leftist
ABORTION: Pro choice
HOMOSEXUALITY: Supports
FEMINISM: Supports
SPANKING: Neutral
VACCINATIONS: Neutral
CIRCUMCISION: Neutral
BLM: Neutral
GUNS: Supports
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: Neutral
OTHER: Got bit on the face by a spider as a child. Had an STD from molestation at age 6.
-James Munrowe, Poe Garret, Cassandra Serrano, Edward Capriotti and Sabrina Sommers created by Bikeman
-Rita created by Cusack
-Gail and Oswald (Ocean) created by Box
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-The rest made by me (Sprinter). Do NOT steal!
All characters (and the towns of Brookeville and Frenata) are fictional so don't sue me for saying shit about you or anything. Cuz they're not based on anyone real, so it's all just
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